Senin, 13 Desember 2010

*sigh*

Helloooo World... (or hello me...since it's only me talking to myself here...?!)

It's been a month since Choco went to Dubai, and YES HE'S STILL THERE...cuz he still attracted by the "windy" of Dubai, windy in this case stand for Cewe2 arabic yang oohh maaii gaaattt kereen bangeeettss itu loh... *ngasah parang*

So I was surfing about Dubai, like well...I don't have an peculiar interest on the middle earth and European countries actually (except Italy...land where the Greek's God face structure are engraved onto the living creature called by human...in short -- sumpah ganteng2 pisan euy cowonya...*ngeces ngeces* ) but since Choco is currently there, so I am a bit curious...

And...It leads me to the grand discovery of the year that Babyphat and Juicy Couture open up their outlet at DUBAI *histeris* aaa...aa...aaaa...a...aa...
Segeralah dengan hati berbunga2 gw mulai menuliskan daftar titipan oleh2 gw ke Choco...disertai dengan capture gambar dari tiap2 titipan gw (kurang baik apa gw? selain tulisan, gw juga menyiapkan visualisasi titipan gw, ga ada kan orang lain yang kaya gw??)

Then, when I chat with Choco...gw pun mengutarakan keinginan gw...

Vanilla : Choco...*manja*
Choco : Iyah...
Vanilla : mmm...vanilla bole nitip ga? *diucapkan dengan tingkap kemanjaan yang diatas rata2, yang dipercaya dapat menaklukan uler sekalipun*
Choco : *singkat, padat dan lugas* enggak!
Vanilla : ... *masi berharap Choco bercanda*
Choco : ...
Vanilla : *1st attempt* ya uda kalo ga bole...
Choco : *kasi icon senyum dengan tidak berdosanya*
Vanilla : *2nd attempt* Vanilla ngerti kok, pasti ribet yah kalo vanilla nitip...
Choco : kamu kecewa yah >> menurut lo??
Vanilla : *3rd attempt* engga kok, walopun vanilla pengen...tapi vanilla ngerti (baca : kaga kecewa...cuma bawaan pengen nyakar pake garukan rumput aje...=___=)
Choco : *icon senyum >> yang jadi terlihat seperti icon minta di geplak* hehe

dan Choco *dengan tanpa rasa bersalah* terus ngoceh dan amazingly gw masi bisa tanggepin...walopun perbendaharaan kata gw tiba2 menyusut jadi "mmm", "iya", "ga tau", "engga"...
Dan tingkap kepekaan seorang cowo-which-is-dapat-di-ekualisasikan-dengan-tingkak-kepekaan-seekor-keong-racun-pun membuat Choco balik lagi ke topic yang tanpa disadarinya dapat mengancam nyawa dan eksistensi spesiesnya...(yeah because all men in the world are the SAME)

Choco : Vanilla menyembunyikan perasaan yah...
Vanilla : *mikir ini cowo kok berani mati banget yah, uda dialihin masi aja balik ke topik itu, ini sih sama aja kaya dia nari2 telanjang sambil bawa daging di kandang singa* ...
Choco : *kasi icon ngikik yang sumpah minta di colok pake jempol kaki* Vanilla kecewa yah...
Vanilla : *DAAAA...???!?*
Choco : Choco kan takutnya ga bisa beliin, nanti vanilla kecewa...*innocent, berasa uda memberikan jawaban yang sangat wise...hhh pantes aja supermen poninya kriting...eh...ga nyambung*
Vanilla : Iya tau...tapi kan choco bisa basa basi dulu ke vanilla, ga langsung nolak...
Choco : Basa basi gimana?
Vanilla : Ya...kan bisa bilang "ya nanti coba choco cariin yah..."
Choco : Oh gitu yah...tapi klo choco ngomong gitu, trus choco ga beliin, nanti vanilla kecewa...
Vanilla : *menghela nafas panjang...* (note: I wonder if the boys which always committed that "they are VERY LOGICALLY" can somehow be MORE CLEVER at least...once?) kan tinggal bilang..."tapi kalo ga dapet gpp yah?"
Choco : ... *well I think he is currently THINK really hard about my SIMPLE-and-will-simply-solve-the-problem statement*
Vanilla : Choco...
Choco : Iya yah...bener juga...
Vanilla *nyengir pasrah* ...
Choco : Lagian kan vanilla pengertian...ga mungkin ngambek gara2 choco ga bisa beliin titipan (helloo...oleh2...bukan nitip...kindly note) vanilla...
Vanilla : *=____= Helllooooo...where have that thought been before???* iyah heh heh heh >> ketawa maksa

Well...refer to my very previous statement...we girls need to understand boys more...well it might sounds unfair (or whatever) but it's impossible to make them aware of our feeling...
note : it's not they AREN'T CARE about our feeling, it's about the only "feeling" they've been handled is (or are) laptop, motorcycle, car, server...and REMEMBER that those things only accept straight order and give straight respond! So girls...if you REALLY want men to UNDERSTAND u, please make yourself available to be inserted by a CD and formatted, because that's the simple way of men understanding

Yes...they love u girls...they just have no ability to distinguish us from their "toys" except we have more curves instead...*sigh*

Minggu, 12 Desember 2010

Boys Will be Boys...and Choco will be Tukang Kebon nyasar =__=

I'm back...(for now...I dunno if I can drag myself to write again after this...oohhh...I'm such a optimistic...*err what's wrong with me? I'm starting to be very sarcastic over myself?? and now I'm talking to myself...hhh...I really need to get a life then...*)

So here's the short update from Choco...
He's now happily work in Dubai...for 2 MONTHS...(it's wrote in CAPS LOCK not because I'm shock, but only just to remind him that his happy moment will be ended soon...since he said that he LOVES being in Dubai, because there's windy *well, maybe I need to buy a mini fan so he can feel "windy" all the time*...but I know that deep down...the poor windy weather is only a camouflage for the real reason...)

Well yeah, I was really sad...*poor me* since I cannot do long distance thingy...
Please don't blame me, as i told you earlier...I KNOW that Choco loves me, but somehow...he have a difficulties to show his loves to me...around his laptop and servers (which happened to be nearby him like...err...all the time?)

So yeah...gw di cuekin lah...*pergi ke pojokan bersama tumpukan cucian kotor* -- ok...it's dramatically lebay...

Anyway, waktu Choco brangkat...gw sempet nangis2...
sadly, I'm not sure if I was crying because I will miss him or because I can't win over the men romanticism between Choco dan Mr.B...
So there was Mr.B who took over my place to hugs and melambai2kan saputangan di anjungan keberangkatan...*wait...I won't do that???!!* err...anyway...sepertinya Choco ga berpelukan deh...or he did?? Well...nevermind *males bayanginnya =___=*

The communication goes well between us actually, well...goes well as long as we have enuff balance...*nangis guling2*
Somehow...LDR is really killing...my wallet T____T
mahal... *sayup2 terdengar suara nyanyian "cintaku berat di ongkos" it does...*

So I have to utilize ym to stay in touch with Choco...but somehow...internet di kamar Choco agak ogah2an menancapkan existence-nya...jadinya sinyalnya naik turun dan yang terjadi adalah...

Vanilla : Choco...
Choco is offline

...

Choco is online
Choco : Vanilla lagi apa?
Choco is offline

...

Vanilla : Choco kok offline? =(
Choco is online
Choco : engga offline kok sayang...
Choco is offline

...

Vanilla is bakar menyan hhhhhh~

Ok...gw lebay...tapi yah itu se-menyebalkan itu...long distance definitely doesn't for us...
Someday...pas lagi chattingan sama Choco, I noticed that the conversation went smoothly...

Vanilla : Choco...internetnya ga mati2?
Choco : Iyah, ini choco lagi di koridor depan kamar...
Vanilla : *terharu dengan pengorbanan choco* whew...km di koridor depan kamar internetan? *mulai curiga* hmmm...km mau ngecengin cewe2 yah, jadi sengaja berdiri di koridor?
Choco : enggaaa @__@
Vanilla : *terharu* ...
Choco : Cewe2 di hotel jelek sayang...

and here's come the final bantingan...

Choco : kalo cewe arabic di mall itu baru oohh maaii gaaattt...keren bangeeeetttsss...
Vanilla : *nyiapin nuklir tepat sasaran yang diarahkan langsung ke jidat Choco biar pinteraaaannnn!!!*

Hhhhh~ Well...boss will be boys...ga perduli walopun tukang kebon ehm Choco...tetep aja cowo...yang matanya pengen colok pake jempol kaki biar kriyep2 skalian...*kriyep2 itu apa ya? well but ut sounds good...^^*